Me and Frederic?

Carter : Hey there UWE fans it is me Zed Carter along with Scott Zer0 !

Zer0 : I have owed to you an interview before after i indecisively walked away from your previous attempt of talking to me. And so i will spare some of my time to satisfy your questions with answers.

Carter : Thank you, Mr. Scott...

Zer0 : And please, call me "Zer0".

Carter : Alright then Zer0, what are your thoughts of the array of talent in UWE?

Zer0 : .....The array of talent here is.....enough for now.

Carter : Umm, "enough"?

Zer0 : Yes Mr.Carter. I feel that...the people here in UWE is -- of course -- different than me. Some of them need to be realised of their wrong doings, and LIKE me, they need to be woken up.

Carter : Who do you think is your enemy here in UWE?

Zer0 : I do not HAVE any enemies Mr.Carter. I simply have acquaintances that do not respect and befriend me as well as others. I am most interested in one Mr. Frederic Clay.

Carter : And why are you so interested in him?

Zer0 : For one, he has a troubled past like mine...and i am most peculiar on his..."inability" to pronounce words like you and me. In my point-of...'

(Frederic Clay enters and the two have a staredown before the camera fades out)

Ok Frederic, if we ARE going to feud, do you like this opening? I'll leave it up to you for your half of the gibberish