Trashman Dan is sitting at the bar of the Casino, minding his own business while the slot machines go off and people freak out about losing $5,000 in a single hand of poker.
Bartender: What would you like sir?
Trashman Dan: I would like a beer, another beer, another beer, another beer, and another beer.
Bartender: I would guess that is seven?
Trashman Dan: Do I need to repeat myself?
Bartender: Well, I do not think that you should be intoxicated for your fight tonight, Mr. Trashman.
Trashman Dan: I fight better when I have a buzz.
The Bartender sighs, then hands Dan five bottles of beer. Dan manages to chug them all in about a minute.
Trashman Dan: Now to get ready for my match.
Dan stumbles the casino.
